If Darth Vader cycled…

Darth Vader Cycling

If Darth Vader cycled… He wouldn’t worry about pollution

If Darth Vader cycled… He would probably benefit from a wind tunnel session

If Darth Vader cycled… He would take ages on toilet breaks but you would most definitely wait

If Darth Vader cycled… He would find your lack of speed disturbing

If Darth Vader cycled… He would struggle drinking from a bidon

If Darth Vader cycled… He wouldn’t look great in Lycra but at least the shorts would be black

If Darth Vader cycled… He would not be a domestique

If Darth Vader cycled… He would not underestimate the power of the peloton

If Darth Vader cycled… He would use chafing cream

If Darth Vader cycled… He would be a time trial specialist

If Darth Vader cycled… He would ride at night

If Darth Vader cycled… He would not shave his legs

If Darth Vader cycled… He would never be told to Harden The Fuck Up

If Darth Vader cycled… He would be impressive. Most impressive.

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